First of all, let me welcome you to the official Pole Patrol website. I think I can speak on behalf of all of my fellow Patrolmen in saying that we are excited that someone has finally had the genious to put this website together. I mean, seriously, what took so long?! I'm not one for blogging, though I am a man of many words. In fact, this is a completely new journey for me. But I'll tell you what isn't a new journey, ladies.
Now I'll say this: I'm a bit of a fan of women. I'm watching a show right now on the History Channel entitled "History's Mysteries: Prostitution: Sex in the City." Now hold on, let me get to my point. I know some of you are starting to get all upitty. Is that how you spell "uppity?"
Hold on, I need to refer to the wonder that is the internet...I'll be right back....
Ok, so I just spelled "uppity" in a Google search and I would like to share with you my find. This is a good one:
Did you click on it? If you haven't, you really should. I was not expecting to find this either. However, I was delightfully surprised. I mean here is a website that says:
We thought it was about time to use the media to Pole Patrol's advantage. This documentation on how Pole Patrol keeps not only your children safe, but EVERY generation to come, will be cherished for as long as our precious source of life exists: THE SUN.
Any association between Pole Patrol and 'wrong-doing' is INCORRECT. Answering any questions regarding Patrol procedures or Patrolmen protocols is at complete discretion by the Patrolmen.
Inquires about Poles and their physical state should be CAREFULLY asked, as to not insult the Patrol. Do ask so improperly might lead to a 'private' discussion regarding the role of the 'citizen' and the risks of being placed on the 'enemy blacklist'.
We know that this documentation will shed LIGHT upon you just as the Poles have done so for us.