Let me begin by saying how much I enjoyed the final 3:50 of the latest episode, "Unification Pt. 2". FINALLY the Pole Patrol is shown being Good! Good things are happening, people! It's time for the "producers" (whatever) to start focusing on that. Some incredible things happened today that I'm not at liberty to discuss, but suffice to say we are VERY PLEASED with the way the Patrol is moving and FINALLY there is a video that shows the greatness of the Patrol and more importantly, the Pole itself. Naming the episode after the Pole was also a nice touch. I think that should be done more often. In fact, I think every Pole should have its own episode devoted solely to its history. But little Georgie Applegate seems to think it's more important to show me relaxing on the couch and scratching my balls on a motherf'in' Sunday.

But the people will be heard. The Patrol is undeniable and once the citizens get a taste of the Pole, they will wonder how they survived without.

To the Sun.

PS. Hey Applegate -- Your wife said my Pole was thick. -- Think about it.

BAM

Understanding the Pole Patrol begins with understanding the Sun.

You can't. The Sun is too great. Can you understand Pole Patrol?  maybe--...

But I do. I know nothing so I know nothing bad. Pole Patrol is only good. This is all we know in the common age. Once you understand this you can begin to understand the Pole.

However to truly understand the power of the Pole you must grasp it. Firmly and fully. This cannot be done as a citizen. And while I am in full support of early Pole education, the citizen must realize this is a duty that comes with purpose. If you touch a Pole you're not ready for your hands could melt off. Melt right off onto the ground. I've seen it. Jimmy One Hand from Worchester. And Stupid Jimmy One Hand still thinks he's gonna be a guitar player man. A singing, playing guitar man on a stage. With one hand. And that's why Stupid Jimmy is what he is because you don't try be a rock star when you got a hand that was burned off by the Sun.

The Pole said no Jimmy.

To the Sun.